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| The Prime Minister, seen here after Healing a young girl. |
"We're extremely proud of this news. We did several trials where the Prime Minister came to visit children in the hospital and found that during his visits, the children made a full recovery. The members of the control group however did not."
The study was done over the course of several visits from the Prime Minister over a thirty day period. They divided the children, who all had various forms of cancer, into two units. The study was made particularly difficult as the children who were in the experimental group were cured immediately. This forced the researchers to find a continuous influx of children from other hospitals seeking treatment.
"We shipped them in from all over, BC, Alberta, Newfoundland... we even brought in a family from Florida. All of them had the same results. Fully cured the moment Justin Trudeau smiled at them."
The Prime Minister himself appeared unsurprised by the news. "University of Ottawa takes medical study and ethics very seriously. I always knew I had this gift, so when I was asked for my participation as part of seeking the ethics board approval, I agreed without hesitation," Trudeau said, while balancing a baby on his hand that he had just treated a moment prior. "In fact this is nothing. I've been turning American beer into Labbat's Blue since I turned nineteen."
The results of the study, which will be published in the Canadian Medical Association Journal, encourage moving on to further testing, to see if the famous smile has an effect on other illnesses.
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