Trump Good, Russian Hack a Lie

Real file photo of Wonderful World Leader Putin
Source: Somewhere on internet so must be real

WASHINGTON DC - Today's news bring joy as Leader Putin proved not guilty in any hacking of Amerikan democracy. Kremlin investigation and CFB prove without trace of doubt handsomest leader in world and strong man Putin not interfere in Election of chosen wise Pres dent of Amerika Trump.

News good as world leaders stand up to applaud absolute openness of elections in US of A and jointly give all medals of honor to wonderful President of Glorious Russia and President in Waiting most virile Donald Trump. Putin said to be happy about good news going forward and insist he only want election in Amerika to be fair, like Crimea referendum to join motherland was.

Trump also said to be happy happy about news, and will be greatest President in Amerika History to make Amerika great again, and is most absolutely definitely not puppet to Most Muscular and Strong President Putin of Russia. Putin and Trump both promise to not hurt those horrible awful bad people who lie and accuse them of such things. America good. Yay!

In not related news Putin and Trump in running for Glorious Nobel Peace Prize and several awards from Nations United for efforts to make world peaceful happy place.

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