Editorial: An Open Letter to President Donald Trump

It's become apparent that being a news site is becoming more and more difficult. The Calgary Moose has always prided itself on being one of the most reliable sources of news. News that's completely unreliable, but that's besides the point. Some people accuse us of being a news satire site or a parody news site, disclaimer at the bottom of the page notwithstanding. But it's becoming more and more difficult to come up with breaking stories that shock and offend without reliable sources when you, the President of the United States of America, beat...

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Trump Good, Russian Hack a Lie

Real file photo of Wonderful World Leader PutinSource: Somewhere on internet so must be real WASHINGTON DC - Today's news bring joy as Leader Putin proved not guilty in any hacking of Amerikan democracy. Kremlin investigation and CFB prove without trace of doubt handsomest leader in world and strong man Putin not interfere in Election of chosen wise Pres dent of Amerika Trump. News good as world leaders stand up to applaud absolute openness of...

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Google's DeepMind Defeats the Toronto Maple Leafs

Three members of the DeepMind team during the opening skate. TORONTO, ON - DeepMind defeated the Toronto Maple Leafs by a score of 5-0 in exhibition play last night. It was the first time an AI has won a hockey game against a professional team. Demis Hassabis describes this as "Phenomenal." "We've had a lot of difficulties trying to teach DeepMind to play team sports. Up to this point it was mainly basic video games and board games. But this...

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Derek Fildebrandt "Days without an Apology" Counter Set Back to Zero, Twice.

Derek Fildebrandt, MLA for Strathmore-Brooks poses  next to the official "Apology Counter" STRATHMORE, AB - The Wildrose Party officially reset the counter on the "Derek Fildebrandt days without an Apology" clock, a party insider revealed. The counter, officially located in their Edmonton offices, was also part of their campaign efforts, accompanying them when Fildebrandt, the MLA from Strathmore-Brooks - would tour his constituency and...

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Ghost of Allison Redford in Federal Building is Actually Allison Redford

A feral Ms Redford in the former "Sky Palace" EDMONTON, AB - Floors creaking, doors opening and shutting on their own and coffee brewing itself early in the morning when no one is around are just some of the hauntings that have been happening on the 11th floor of the Federal Building in Alberta. Teresa Daniell, who works in the former "Sky Palace" as a government assistant was shocked with some of the things she saw. "I swear it was a ghost!...

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Montreal Canadiens Sign Justin Trudeau

Justin Trudeau celebrates after his signing. MONTREAL QC - Justin Trudeau has signed a historic deal with the Montreal Canadiens for the 2016-17 season, GM Marc Bergevin confirmed at a media scrum Friday."We need an enforcer who's fit, and can score goals, and while he sometimes misses the mark, he still delivers strong," Bergevin stated. "And he plays some old-school style of hockey. We haven't seen elbows like that since the days of Gordie Howe."Trudeau...

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Canada Second Greatest Country to Reside - According to Canadians

A traditional Canadian home in a typical Canadian suburb TORONTO, ON - A poll this week of over 3,000 Canadians showed that Canada is the second greatest country to live in the world. Released by polling company Zeuters, it seemed every Canadian will not admit that Canada is the greatest country in the wold. While there is no specific agreement on what country is the greatest country to live in, Canada came in 2nd place 97% of the time. The country...

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